A baseball axiom - never slide into first base.
When I saw the Pillsbury buttermilk biscuits on sale at 59 cents for a container, I wrestled an elderly lady to the floor for the last one.
30 percent off on some top sirloin wasn't a bad deal either (except that Scooper got into the package and ate part of it while I was pumping gas. I wrestled him for what I could get back and used it for my burgers). As Julia would say, "You would too, you know."
Carmelized onions, Swiss cheese, little burger-ettes on those savory biscuits - a bit of heaven in not-so-heavenly DC.